Baseball Stuff I'm Depressed About

Come for the Pirates replacing Roberto Clemente's name and number with a third-rate liquor ad, stay for the Dodgers visiting the president who thinks Jackie Robinson is "DEI."

Roberto Clemente tipping his cap after collecting hit #3000—his last regular season hit ever—on September 30, 1972. He would die in a plane crash on a humanitarian mission three months and one day later. (Photo by Morris Berman/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

Hi friends-

I wasn’t even going to write about any of this today because I woke up despondent, demor…