The Cardinals are Coming

The most terrifying playoff baseball team showed up right on time

These dudes are having way too much fun. I don’t like it. (John Fisher/Getty Images).

I didn’t want to write this. I’m still too sore about the Cardinals knocking the Dodgers out of the playoffs in 2013 and 2014 and ruining my book’s happy ending. But the Cardinals have now won a dozen games in a row and their devil magic cannot be contained or ignored. …